Michael-bb1cw: DPS: Adjust!

Healer: I will adjust your head from your neck!

Saralightff: As a scholar main I feel this in my soul. My poor Selene can’t keep up.

TheSrSalvatore-: So damn true "you can't DPS if you are ded"

shiroreos: I got teamed up with two BLMs as a SGE and our tank kept standing in AoEs. And at one point I got a stack marker and BOTH of the Black Mages left their Lay Lines to stack with me. I just stood there for a good minute in disbelief just staring at them like how? (Probably not BLM mains)

SakuraKahn: I was once a Dancer/Red Mage DPS. I know the pain healers face when I expire. But now I'm a Sage main and I feel the same pain they feel sometimes lol.

Lucky for me, it's rare instances where this happens, but when it does, I always have a neat macro that pretty much sums this up.

NotExplicable: My whole party was floor tanking. On Sage I solo clutch shielded/tanked attacks on M8 til the off-target mechanics started

canderia: I don't know what up time is. I just suck

phoenixflamegames1: Not the happy smileton music in the background

TheGreedDemon: "But my uptime." If I notice that you are intentionally standing in mechanics, I will intentionally stop healing you.

Grimmii69: I’m sry healer

TardyEngineer: They get 3 in a row from me, like you get up and are downed cuz uou ran into something...no more rezz that pull...when we win and move on I'll rezz again but you better sit and watch the mechs from that floor and learn.

meadowkitty26: I actually warned the party on a recent raid. I've never done this one. Watched a video, lots of mechanics. I'm most likely going to die and I'm sorry. Everyone was very chill. I died twice lol

WummerBummer: You can't do DPS when you're dead and you do less damage for 60s when you come back. Avoid what you can and if you still die, THEN its the healer's fault.

garciamg1646: BLM main: but..but my lay lines!!!! You adjust

KresusFIN: 'PSA: I have a personal policy of not healing avoidable damage.'

And watch those DPS be reeeeal careful going through the dungeon.

KonEl17: This is my fav clip

chrismartell8328: I know that feeling on both sides

adakahless: I believe you should have used Reaper for this.... XD

bluelagoon4: I'm a certified Floor Magnet, and I'm proud of it

motherbatqueen: I died a few times during Worqor Lar Dor as a RM but I did express it was my first time

elphabafang: Policy: if they've floor tanked 3 times, at MOST, stop rezzing them unless they've actively stated they're new.

zelos1826: I’ve seen people so focused on uptime and die because of it… but I have never been told to adjust. They’re always like “I got greedy lol” and I totally get that. Melee isn’t my favorite so I respect them . Gimme physrange or healing duty any day… hell, I like to tank once in a while but only if I’m familiar with the mechs

BeepBeepSheep93: I just could copy my other comment from a few minutes ago, haha. It would fit so well under this video...

DioDiablo702: Had to floor tank as a ninja one time. Lasted a bit longer than expected.

kaitlannichols6003: Healers also have uptime. Why should I adjust when I didn't make the mistake? It's not either-or, just prioritize mechanics and we're all happy.

Apr 13 2025

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