killblade6: The party: "you look like you know what you are doing"

Me: "you must be truely desperate to come to me for help"

Nihonguy: I actually get dumber when im handed the danger dorito cause now everyone is watching me and i gotta perform well and guide people, its too much anxiety man

ViviCaligo: Danger dorito is like a factory reset on my brain.

Dat1AsianGuy: The party: "we trust you

ShadowProject01: I feel this in my bones. Like just cause I’m the healer doesn’t mean I’m good at the mechs. Did you not see me just gap close to escape that simple aoe?

KitaBFawkes: The Danger Dorito activates us so hard. We do well, then we get the Dorito and suddenly we become perfect. It's wild what the extra little adrenaline does.

Dunker401: Me when I queue to alliance raid and I go tank just for the achievement and all the other tanks are fucking up

blessedloaf6199: Even worst is realizing at the last second you're in the wrong spot and zooming to the right place, seeing half the party die, then trying to rez and slide casting to at least do damage while you wait for the stage transition

FinalQueue007: "You have chosen poorly" is always my first thought when this happens to me

abstract_space_: I was so scared ngl, because i had a healer while me and a friend were doing Yuyuwhatever and the healer kept dying to the beginning part of Leporine Loaf. They asked for a dorito, so I said I'd try my best. We made it thankfully. They died three times beforehand.

tizzlevang3596: Whenever I'm Healer in a Savage. I mark both us Healers so the Team knows where the Healers are.

scottchambers1997: This happened to me recently.... I infact had no idea what was happening

GoodEggs: Girl this about life or death, i take that shit off me

fandomcake5158: Me sees a newbie while playing main tank: Hey! New player. Maybe someone should be safety dorito."

(gets marked with safety dorito)

Me: ?!?!?!?!?!

skeletor_118: I'm a newer player and have been given the danger dorito once. In the yuwayeta field station against the dungeon boss, by this poor white mage who kept dying, often by falling in the hole. I had no clue what the dorito was at first lol but I was able to keep my party alive as a warrior so that has to mean something

edgarlarios4718: Happened to me once. Got lucky with the mechanics like 3 times in a row and got the danger dorito. We wiped. A lot.

Wastingsometimehere: Me marking the person in the bird suit. You put on the bird suit, you become the bird suit expert.

KazemellePrime: Listen and listen well. The actual danger dorito is the tiny little lala that violently jumps up and down with no markers on them.

GlunkTheLegend: more often then not i do know what I'm doing, but if I'm marked by the Dorito randomly, i play it up and "guide" people to the right spots then purposefully go where the team will wipe

FireFlareon27: I get it, it seems a little bit more of a distraction that now you have more than one focus. Believe it or not, anxiety is rare for me. I guess after hearing it so much, I worked up the mind power to not freak out in certain situations & stay calm

blubunny2217: Literally!! I have had this happen to me, especially in a specific EW trial with. Certain woman.....

I never felt so proud and at the same time horrified at the fact I may be about to lead to another wipe and shame myself of the dorito honor XD

rashaadlaw6105: I feel this way as a monk! Don’t follow me I’m all over the map rofl

LittleHobbit13: "I have made the decision to trust you."

"A horrible decision, really."

No fr though, the dorito is a terrifying amount of responsibility, haha. Meanwhile some people are so quick to mark themselves with the dorito and I'm like "....what must it be like to go through life with that much confidence?"

Caterfree10: I swear to god the dorito turns my mentor crown into a burger king crown. /o\

dyreckta23: I had this happen, my armpits were drenched

Luciferdesrea: D-Don't put the danger dorito on me. I am flying by the seat of my pants most times.

Jun 18 2025

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