zodaloo9303: There is not a single shard they would be able to hide in that will save them from Tataru's wrath. She'll cause the damn Rejoining herself to catch them.

williek08472: "You people are not normal."

My brother in Hydaelyn, they literally come from another dimension

boris_the_duck: I think we all need a full version of Tataru humming the Dawntrail song

dawne121: Lmfao the wol grabby hand to interact was so good

walkseva: "It's a pair of booty shorts; how much can it possibly cost? The entire GDP of Balmung?"

Eden-Everthil: If they asked nicely, Tataru would have made them that coat.

deeps6979: That "bill it to the Scions" and scrawling on that paper. He signed his death warrant.

Beriorn: Tataru is going to use the Crystal Tower to go back in time and make sure that Estinien does not survive his possession by Niddhog if the guy keeps spending like this.

haseothe8th: 3 idiots with no sense of money unleash a new final days

rebornl: Tataru (Savage) Now Accessible.

vincentbeton: Estinien keeps himself in tip top shape by regularly motivating Tataru to send Assassins after him in vain attempts to stop his spending

Sapphire707: You FOOLS, she'll kill us all!

LuckyPunkProd: I was not expecting the moogle gagging and hocking up.

Fenrisviivii04: who's idea was it to leave these three idiots unsupervised in the first place

kazrin5012: New Glamor in a nutshell

kurostern2527: 10 millions are actually the shipping fees to send mail to another world

Fenix1o: Oh geez. I hope the next trailer shows one of our handlers coming with us to the fourth. We can’t be trusted by ourselves.

DreamlessVoid: I paid 7.5 millions for a bike I threw aside the second I unlocked a magic lion. 10 millions for a fur coat is really not that much.

Crusina: Turns out the scream from the depths of the world that accompanied The End Days was actually juat an echo of Tataru's screech of anger

tehzerp: That moogle is not well. Can we get him a chirurgeon?

Karth3225: This is what ends the warrior of light, not some galactic threat. A very angry lalafell book keeper.

SunChaoJun: Evercold confirmed for final expansion because we won't be surviving what Tataru is going to do to us

balladsfromthefloor: Gonna tell my kids this was the original EverCold Trailer.

JS-kr8fs: "In breaking news, the Scions of the Seventh Dawn developed intershard travel nigh overnight. On an unrelated note, the Warrior of Light and two of his comrades were found hogtied the same day, dangling from the parapets of Revenant's Toll."

bw6188: The bodies will never be found

celticknight221: Gagged in my work truck i was laughing so hard

Alaric323: There's a dynamis infused Tataru inside, supercharged by the anguish of a crippling, unpayable debt.

Jul 10 2026

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