Shopping CartVero-g2z5f: Well you cant parry mental attacks
alexpuhringer3721: the terror buildup is just too strong…
JumpAttack25: Malenia never said no
doodoowater8000: At least when you beat Malenia she praises you.
notthebrent420: Malenia won't call the cops
nigoki0291: "But you talk to one woman... "
start to panic roll
1hyperlethalboi593: Elden Ring taught me that if I sleep with a woman I instantly die, not taking any chances
Ashireiko_Tatsumi: You can't parry court orders and SA lawsuits.
OceanMichaelShadow: If she can't perform the Waterfowl Dance, why bother.
nuclearsynapse5319: you know damn well that "no" is not the worst she can say
AnAmericanMusician: You can't respawn at the nearest site of grace in real life.
MRKINGS666: That the kind of damages that even a revived wont make it gone
LearnZelda: Malenia was open to battle,but my crushes always say no when I ask them out
Lukchorvarik-w2w3z: Melania never called the cops
So_I_Decided: Melania wont falsely accuse me
vaultboy6911: You can't revive when you make a mistake irl
Thy_Omen_king: Ive spent enough times killing myself to listen to st Trina's voice
kille4071: i can't parry a no (
will.throwaway: Well bro, I can't exactly blast the women with holy weaponry to get a date
literalcancer8810: You dont understand its a frame trap-
JUDGE_OF_HELL-0000: One kills me the other left me to die with own thoughts
MissingName: I can learn and get better at the fight, I can't make my self less ugly or grow.
PanchoB0: at least i can dodge while fighting malenia
eldenlord_13: Malenia at least let me walk up to her and gave me chance 400 times.
kosamac3918: I first tried getting a girlfriend
skasaii571: Well, at least Malenia praises you when you defeat her... and we could have more stuff if from didn't cut it
Dec 16 2025
